MONDAY 10 Snotty, arrogant, and bratty superstar Justin Bieber has been called many things—including snotty, arrogant, and bratty. But there was never really any hard proof of his demeanor…until now! JBieb recently gave a taped deposition in the case of his bodyguard who stands accused of assaulting a Florida photog—and the leaked video (distributed to […]
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MONDAY 3 Is the violent, abusive Chris Brown following in the footsteps of Amanda Bynes and actually coming to terms with his psychological issues? According to court documents obtained by TMZ, an official from the rehab where Chris was staying explained the singer’s past behavior thusly: “Mr. Brown became aggressive and acted out physically due […]
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MONDAY 3 Is the violent, abusive Chris Brown following in the footsteps of Amanda Bynes and actually coming to terms with his psychological issues? According to court documents obtained by TMZ, an official from the rehab where Chris was staying explained the singer’s past behavior thusly: “Mr. Brown became aggressive and acted out physically due […]
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MONDAY 24 America threw their hats in the air today over the celebratory news that not just one loathsome celebrity couple has broken up…but TWO! Couple number one: Pop star Robin Thicke (the pig best known for his piggish song “Blurred Lines”) and his poor, insanely patient wife Paula Patton. According to the tabs, poor […]
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MONDAY 17 The only reason we watch the Winter Olympics is to drool over the athletes’ skin-tight Lycra outfits—which by accentuating every taut muscle, succeed in dampening our nethers. However, we are consistently distracted from our reverie by the inane chatter of NBC commentators, who sincerely don’t know when to shut up. The inanity came […]
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MONDAY 3 Today in UGGGNNNHH: On Saturday, the New York Times published an open letter from Dylan Farrow (the adopted daughter of director Woody Allen) in which she describes being sexually assaulted by the director when she was seven years old. Again, UGGGGNNNHHH. The letter—which is simultaneously sad and horrifying—also calls out stars that have […]
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MONDAY 27 Righteous internet outrage ensued today after rap duo Macklemore & Ryan Lewis—both white people—took home last night’s Grammy award for ìBest Rap Album of the Year.î To his credit, Mack quickly texted fellow nominee Kendrick Lamar to tell him, ìYou got robbed. I wanted you to win. You should have. It’s weird and […]
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MONDAY 20 It’s Martin Luther King’s birthday today—and how did Justin Bieber spend it? By dropping $75,000 (in ones!) all over the strippers at Miami’s King of Diamonds strip club. (Apparently, Bieber had a dream.) MEANWHILE…It’s Martin Luther King’s birthday today—and how did Madonna spend it? By apologizing for calling her son the “n-word” on […]
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MONDAY 13 The early bird gets the worm—and while many celebrities are still snug and warm in their beds, Kanye West is out in the world, beating down 18-year-olds, and making the job for gossip columnists very easy indeed. TMZ reported that Kanye, perhaps justifiably, attacked a foul-mouthed teen today—for saying the n-word to Kim […]
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MONDAY 9 Just when you think Lindsay Lohan is clawing her way out of the gossip rags—Paris Hilton’s family just keeps pulling her back in! Remember the halcyon days of 2006 when every young starlet was climbing out of limos sans underpants, and Paris’ pal/douchehole Brandon Davis infamously called LiLo “firecrotch”? (Good times. Good times.) […]