Ann Romano

MONDAY, APRIL 29 Is the most terrible relationship in the universe (that of Rihanna and her emotional/physical abuser Chris Brown) on the skids? HA! We should be so lucky. However, there have been some interesting indicators this week, starting with…1! Rihanna makes smoochy faces with random boy on Instagram. Chris responds by unfollowing RiRi on […]

MONDAY, APRIL 22 Here’s an update on the arrest of actress Reese Witherspoon, hubby Jim Toth and her butcher-knife chin, which has been classified by law enforcement agencies as a “deadly weapon.” As reported last week, Jim was arrested in Atlanta for driving under the influence, while Reese was booked for being a complete drunken […]

MONDAY, APRIL 15 Welcome to “America, You So CRAZY!” week—a remembrance of perhaps the worst week that Chris Brown had nothing to do with (at least at this point). TODAY: America reeled in horror when twin explosions at the Boston Marathon injured 170 people and killed three—including 8-year-old Martin Richard. According to authorities, the bombs […]

MONDAY, APRIL 8 To the surprise of no one, and to the relief of many, angry humans douchebag Chris Brown and his abusee Rihanna are SPLITSVILLE. According to various sources, the split came about after RiRi had grew tired of Breezy’s tail-chasing ways—which culminated in a tail-chasing event at a NYC club on Saturday. Chris […]

MONDAY, APRIL 1 Teen wet dream Justin Bieber is in the soup with the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department over his alleged inability to keep saliva in his mouth. As you must remember from last week, the cops were called to Das Bieb’s residence after he reportedly raced his Ferrari at speeds of up to 100 […]

MONDAY, MARCH 25 If you’re currently age 12 or under, prepare for the worst news ever: Rapidly aging pop star Justin Bieber is being investigated for alleged battery. According to TMZ, police were called to the 19-year-old’s California residence this morning following an “intense” verbal altercation with a neighbor regarding the singer’s new Ferrari—which Biebs […]

MONDAY, MARCH 18 In news that may shock you senseless, Lindsay Lohan was in court again today (for reasons that should be obvious) where she was sentenced to 30 days of community service and 18 months of therapy (won’t help). One humorous incident of note: During the hearing, Lindsay’s new terrible attorney Mark Heller kept […]

MONDAY, MARCH 11 Well, this explains a lot: “Kim Kardashian Gets a Vampire Facelift.” On yesterday’s episode of the absolutely abysmal Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, Kim showed the results of her so-called “Vampire facelift” beauty enhancing procedure—which looked like someone had rubbed a bloody, skinned squirrel all over her face. According to plastic surgeon […]

MONDAY, MARCH 4 Look. All of us want to save Lindsay Lohan—but who will actually step up and do it? Why, Charlie Sheen of course… who, as we know, is no stranger to walking through the fires of celebrity hell dressing in naught but “winning” and drinking naught but “tiger blood.” Here’s what he said […]

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 25 You know you want it, so stop playing coy: Here’s more gossipy Oscar scoopage! ITEM! Cheating Twilight skank Kristen Stewart hobbled down the red carpet dressed in an ill-fitting Reem Acra gown and crutches under her arms. WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT? According to Us Magazine, and their behind-the-scenes bigmouth Anne Hathaway—who […]