VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “There’s nothing wrong with reading a book you love over and over,” writes Virgo author Gail Carson Levine. Adding to that encouragement, I offer you the following authorizations: There’s nothing wrong with seeking a pleasure you love over and over; or doing a necessary task you love over and over; or […]
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The Camera Sutra
The Camera Sutra I really like the girl I’m dating, except for one thing. On every date, she asks me to take photos of her for Instagram. Afterward, she consults me repeatedly on which will “get the most likes.” I’m starting to get really annoyed, and I find it cuts into my enjoyment of our […]
Free Will AstrologyโWeek of September 9
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Between 37 and 41 BCE, Virgo-born Caligula served as third Emperor of Rome. To do so, he had to disprove the prophecy of a renowned astrologer, Thrasyllus of Mendes. Years earlier, Thrasyllus had predicted that Caligula, despite being well-connected, “had no more chance of becoming emperor than of riding a horse […]
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Disappear Pressure & Tales From The Decrypted
Disappear Pressure I recently met this guy, and we’ve spent the entire past week together. Unfortunately, he’s moving across the countryโtomorrow. He asked whether I’d be open to dating after he moved. I panicked and said noโI’m really not looking for long-distanceโbut now that he’s leaving, I’m sad, and I’m worried I’ve made a mistake. […]
Free Will AstrologyโWeek of September 2
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “I often wonder who I am and where is my country and where do I belong and why was I ever born at all,” wrote Virgo author Jean Rhys (1890โ1979). I don’t think you will be agitated by those questions during the next eight weeks, Virgo. In fact, I suspect you […]

