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Free Will Astrology—Week of April 1
The coming weeks will definitely be a good time to start creating a new world
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Playwright August Strindberg (1849–1912) was a maverick innovator who loved to experiment with plot and language. One of his stories takes place in a dream and the hero is the Christ-like daughter of a Vedic god. He once said that he felt “an immense need to become a savage and create […]
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Stalk Of Shame & The Blurt Locker
Chasing a man into wanting you is usually about as successful as trying to split atoms with small household toolStalk Of Shame
I’m a 34-year-old woman seeking a relationship. Last week, I went to dinner with a man. We had an instantaneous connection and ended up having sex. I haven’t heard from him since. I’ve always believed sex on a first date doesn’t matter if there’s a connection. Now I’m worried I moved too quickly. I’m tempted […]
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This Modern World—week of March 25
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Free Will Astrology—Week of March 25
Gaze ahead a few years, and see if you can imagine what your best possible future feels like
ARIES (March 21-April 19): In the novel House of Leaves, the hero Johnny Truant describes his friend Lude as wanting “more money, better parties, and prettier girls.” But Johnny wants something different. What is it? He says, “I’m not even sure what to call it except I know it feels roomy and it’s drenched in […]
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Spite Girl
To be human is to be occasionally explody
Spite Girl In my romantic relationships, conflicts bring out a side of me that I don’t like. I fly into a rage and end up making ugly comments I later regret. In the moment, it’s like I can’t stop. I’m shocked by the level of anger I have, and I’m afraid to enter relationships as […]
