FREE WILL ASTROLOGY Week of April 16 – ยฉ Copyright 2020 Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): Aries artist Vincent van Gogh got started on his life’s work relatively late. At ages 25 and 26 he made failed attempts to train as a pastor and serve as a missionary. He didn’t launch his art career […]
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Advice Goddess: 2B or Not to Be, Love in the Paycheck Republic
2B Or Not To Be Q: This guy recently moved into my apartment building, and we seem to have a spark. Iโd like to go out with him. However, because we live in the same building, this might be a bad idea. If it goes badly, things could get really awkward or even horrible. Should […]
Pearl’s Puzzle – week of April 9
Here’s your Pearl’s Puzzle for the week of April 9! (download it below) Download Pearl’s Puzzle and print it at home!
Free Will Astrology
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Moses did forty years’ worth of hard work in behalf of his people, delivering them out of slavery in Egypt. Yet God didn’t allow him to enter into the Promised Land. Why? At the end of his travails, he made a minor mistake that angered God beyond reason. Petty? Harsh? Very […]
Pearl’s Puzzle – 3/30/20
Hey everybody! Need something to do? If you’re like the rest of the world, you’re either incredibly busy right now, or you’re finding yourself with more time on your hands than ever before. Whatever the case, we’re putting the Sudoku puzzle made by Bend local, Pearl Stark, online and available for download! Find it here […]
Adultery Swim & Best of Reflux
ADULTERY SWIM Q: I started seeing a guy whose previous relationship ended because he cheated. He insists he really learned his lesson and would never do it again. Should I trust him, or should I go by that line, โonce a cheater, always a cheaterโ? โWorried -People in relationships do develop little traditions โ like […]
Free Will AstrologyโWeek of April 2
ARIES (March 21-April 19): “If all the world’s a stage, where the hell is the teleprompter,” asks aphorist Sami Feiring. In my astrological opinion, you Aries are the least likely of all the signs to identify with that perspective. While everyone else might wish they could be better prepared for the nonstop improvisational tests of […]
Free Will AstrologyโWeek Of March 26
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your oracle comes from Aries poet Octavio Paz: “The path the ancestors cleared is overgrown, unused. The other path, smooth and broad, is crowded with travelers. It goes nowhere. There’s a third path: mine. Before me, no one. Behind me, no one. Alone, I find my way.” APRIL FOOL! Although the […]
Meet Joe Beige & Dawn Of The Dad
Meet Joe Beige I’ve been dating this guy for a month. Things with him are really average. However, we met through a mutual guy friend, and I’m actually really into that guy. Could my staying with the guy I’m seeing spark jealousy in the friend and lead him to make a play for me? โWrong […]

