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Free Will Astrology – Week of May 7
Here’s this week’s Free Will Astrology! TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “The future belongs to those who see possibilities before they become obvious,” says businessperson and entrepreneur John Sculley. You Tauruses aren’t renowned for such foresight. It’s more likely to belong to Aries and Sagittarius people. Your tribe is more likely to specialize in doing the […]
Advice Goddess: When Harem Met Sally, Comparison Chopping
Q: My ex just started dating a female friend of his. When we were together, I always worried about the chemistry I felt they had, and it hurts that they got together right after our breakup. Does this mean heโs always had feelings for her? Does it cheapen our entire relationship?โBummed -โI only have eyes for […]
Pearl’s Puzzle – Week of April 30
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Free Will Astrology – Week of April 28
Here’s this week’s Horoscope! TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Is there an area of your life where you would like a do-over? A chance to cancel the past and erase lingering messiness and clear a path for who-knows-what new possibility? The coming weeks will be an excellent time to prepareโnot to actually take the leap, but […]
Advice Goddess: Clone Shark, Gloom with a View
Clone Shark Q: Iโm a gay man. I was in a relationship with my ex for about three years. Weโre on good terms and hang out as friends. He recently started dating a guy who looks like my long-lost twin (except heโs got about 40 pounds on me). Our mutual friends find this creepy and […]
Free Will AstrologyโWeek of April 21
Here’s this week’s Horoscope! TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Renowned Taurus composer Johannes Brahms (1833โ1897) completed his first symphony when he was 43 years oldโeven though he’d started work on it at age 22. Why did it take him so long? One factor was his reverence for Ludwig van Beethoven, the composer who had such a […]
Advice Goddess: Opener Sesame
Q: Iโm a single woman. Iโd love to get into a relationship. Often, when Iโm at a bar, I see a guy Iโd like to chat up, but I wonโt even approach because I donโt know what to say. Are there some pickup lines men love to hear?โLooking A: There are a number of lines […]
Pearl’s Puzzle – Week of 4/16
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Free Will Astrology
FREE WILL ASTROLOGY Week of April 16 – ยฉ Copyright 2020 Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): Aries artist Vincent van Gogh got started on his life’s work relatively late. At ages 25 and 26 he made failed attempts to train as a pastor and serve as a missionary. He didn’t launch his art career […]

