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The Fancy Awards: What to do at your Oscar party

The Oscars are stupid, which is why you should take Humpy’s suggestions for your neighbor’s Oscar party.

Hey, everybody! I'm the ACADEMY AWARDS! OOH-LA-LA! Look how fancy I am! I'll be on TV this coming Sunday, February 27, on ABC at 5:30 p.m., so everybody should stop whatever it is they're doing and watch me because I'm sooooo super IMPORTANT and sooooo FANCY! Oooooooh! Look at my fancy statue! Oooooooh! Look at all the fancy people! Oooooooh! Look at all the fancy clothes! Currently, I'm wearing a powdered wig, a ruffled collar, and skintight breeches, and I'm waving a pretty lacy hankie in the air because OOOOOOOOOOH! I'M SO FANCY!

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Our Oscar Picks: Who should win and who will win on Sunday

Our picks for the 2011 Oscar winners.

From psychotic ballerinas to stammering kings to a dude who cuts his own arm off, 2010 made quite the impression on moviegoers. The Source film columnists Morgan P. Salvo and Anne Pick spent the year watching as many movies as possible, liking some, hating others and always soaking in the joys (and occasional woes) of going to the theater. Here's a rundown of which filmmakers and actors they think should take home Oscar gold this weekend
ANNE PICK
Best Picture
Should Win: The Social Network. Contemporary, beautifully done and win or lose, you'll still be updating your Facebook status about it on Oscar night.
Will Win: The King's Speech. Honestly, I fell asleep toward the end and didn't get to see the king's actual speech.
Best Actress in a Leading Role
Should Win: Natalie Portman. Her stunning yet haunting performance in Black Swan makes Portman unbeatable.
Will Win: Natalie Portman. Sorry, Annette Bening, it's still not your year.

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Keeping It Simple: Mario Sports takes the path of least resistance and gets results

For years the Mario Sports games have made an art out of simplicity. Where other sports videogames try to recreate the game’s action through elaborate controls, Nintendo has been taking away as many controls as possible. Instead of a gamebook full of rules and two fistfuls of buttons to handle, Mario Sports
games gave me a simple goal and a single button to push. The results – a series of stripped-down takes on tennis, golf, soccer and baseball – are all-ages friendly and surprisingly challenging.
So when I first saw Mario Sports Mix, I assumed it was a medley of past Mario Sports games – a four-for-one repackaging of Nintendo’s classic athletic adventures. But I don’t remember Mario playing dodgeball or volleyball. He has been affiliated with hockey in the past, but I’ve never seen the whole Mushroom Kingdom gang out on the ice. And while they’ve played basketball before, the tippity-tappity handheld Mario Hoops 3-on-3 is better forgotten.

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Our Picks 2/23-3/3: Oscar NIght, Telluride fest and more!

Hilst & Coffey
thursday 24
Hit up this week's Sound section for the story of unlikely songwriter Tim Coffey and his excellent new CD, the release of which he's celebrating at this free show. 7pm. McMenamins Old St. Francis School, 700 NW Bond St.
PUSH Skate Deck Auction
friday 25
One of the coolest community-driven projects in Bend has been the Division Street Skatepark Project, which has been slowly working toward realizing its goal of a high-end skatepark under Highway 97 at Division Street for nearly three years now. This auction, back for another year, features custom-painted skate decks by more than 50 local and regional artists that are auctioned off to benefit the skatepark. In addition to the decks, you'll also hear some music, and enjoy drinks and snacks. 6pm Old Boomtown location, 910 NW Harriman St.

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And Then What?: Rabbit Hole copes with reconnecting to everyday live after a loss

In Rabbit Hole, everyone deals with grief in different ways, and no one has the same answers.

One of the only guarantees in life is that it ends and throughout our lives we must find ways to cope with loss. Oftentimes, when we lose someone close to us, many questions remain in their absence, and for those that affect us the deepest we wonder what happens now? In Rabbit Hole, everyone deals with grief in different ways, and no one has the same answer to that question.
Rabbit Hole tells the story of Becca and Howie Corbett (Nicole Kidman and Aaron Eckhart), who eight months previous lost their four-year-old son, Danny, in a car accident in front of their house. Now, Becca and Howie each must return to their everyday lives and each of them copes with the loss in different ways. Becca reaches out to Jason (Miles Teller), the teenager who hit and killed her son. Howie finds solace in a support group and then later smokes pot and hangs out with Gabby (Sandra Oh), a woman he met at the group. Becca and Howie must learn how to reconnect with each other and how to go on with their lives.

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A Very Special Episode

This week's episode of Glee hearkens back to the golden age of “very special episodes” because it deals with the subject of “teenage drinking.”

Ladies and gentlemen, set your DVR and/or Betamax to “record,” because this coming Tuesday (Feb 22) is a “very special episode” of Glee! (Record scratch.) “Hold on there, Wm.โ„ข Steven Hump-Me!” I hear you cry. “Isn't every episode of Glee a 'very special episode?'” Well… okay! You have a point! Glee is basically the Blossom of this millennium – except with more explicit teen sex, gay bullying, and addictions to unnecessary mash-ups.

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Channing Tatum Has Landed: Somber tone sets the pace for The Eagle

Russell Crowe, Brad Pitt and Colin Farrell have all donned ancient Roman attire, and now we can add to the sword-and-sandal fraternity… Channing Tatum?

Russell Crowe, Brad Pitt and Colin Farrell have all donned ancient Roman attire, and now we can add to the sword-and-sandal fraternity… Channing Tatum? Turns out it's not such a bad call, since The Eagle has little dialogue to screw up. This must be “survival month” at the movies because beyond the themes of honor and freedom, at the core this movie is another installment of “will they or won't they make it?”
The ominous tone sets this movie immediately apart from Hollywood mainstream gladiator territory. Academy Award-winning director Kevin MacDonald (The Last King of Scotland) teams up again with screenwriter Jeremy Brock for this historical epic set in second century Roman-ruled Britain. A young Roman soldier, Marcus Aquila (Channing Tatum), endeavors to restore honor to his father’s memory by finding his lost legion’s golden emblem, the treasured eagle. It's been 15 years since the Ninth Legion of 5,000 men, led by Marcus' father, went missing in the mountains of Scotland. Aquila’s only traveling companion on his quest for the eagle emblem is his British slave, Esca (Jamie Bell). Along the way they confront the savage tribes of the land and not knowing if Dad's actions were of cowardice or bravery, Marcus is at battle within to prove himself.

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Our Picks for 2/16 – 2/24: Y La Bamba, Bend WinterFest, Golden Gloves Championship, Zwicklemania and more

What to do in Central Oregon the week of February 16-24, 2011.

Y La Bamba
wednesday 16
One of the bloggers over on our brand-cranking-new Bent blog has been raving about this show for a while now and we have to agree, this is a really excellent band. Cramming seven members onto the stage, this Portland act manages to weave a few Mexican influences and numbers into its incredibly smooth indie folk sound. Think of a slightly spicier Blind Pilot and you've got this band. Free. 7pm. McMenamins Old St. Francis School

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Soldiering On: New editor aboard, High Desert Journal finds plenty to share

The High Desert Journal recently released its 12th issue. This biannual literary magazine continues to focus on its mission statement of “dedicating itself to further understanding the people, places and issues of the interior West” though in my opinion, the journal is going off in new and exciting areas that may have seemed absent in earlier issues.
When I spoke with editor Elizabeth Quinn about the surprises contained in the glossy, full-color pages, she highlighted several authors, both local and regional, that help make this issue more forward moving, and thinking. One of our state's favorite poets, Oregon Poet Laureate Paulann Petersen, has two poems in this issue. Her work always contains that surprise or turn-of-phrase that demands further readings. The poem “Speak, harsh land” by 18-year-old poet Nathaniel Dunaway, who was discovered through The Nature of Words, also appears in issue 12.

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Throw This Gaping Hole a Lifeline: Drowning in stupidity, Sanctum creates its own watery grave

Morgan P. Salvo claims Sanctum is truly one of the worst movies he’s ever seen.

Here are two marketing ploys that are really not working for me anymore: “Based on true facts” and “shot in real 3D.” I figured that James Cameron's role as producer and the 3D cinema magic would all but force Sanctum to deliver. It doesn't. I know I'm not known for being lavish with my praise, but this truly is one of the worst movies I have ever seen.
The waterlogged story involves an underwater cave-diving team on an expedition to explore New Guinea’s Esa-ala Cave, one of the least-accessible cave systems in the world. When a flash flood cuts off their exit, the team is caught in a life-or-death situation. With supplies dwindling, the divers must navigate a treacherous labyrinth to find a new escape route or die in the process.

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