When viewers first see the trailer or hear the plot for The Roommate, the new psychological thriller starring Leighton Meester and Minka Kelly, the first thing to come to mind is the 1992 film Single White Female. The films feature similar plots, leading some to wonder if The Roommate is actually a remake of Single White Female. But no, it's not… but it probably would have been better if it actually was a rehash.
When Sarah (Kelly) starts her freshman year at the fictional University of Los Angeles, she's assigned Rebecca (Meester) as a roommate. The two become fast friends, going to gallery openings together and even bringing in a stray cat named Cuddles to join them in their dorm room. Little does Sarah know, Rebecca tends to lean toward the obsessive, psychotic side and by the end of the first semester Sarah will be begging for a normal roomie with faults like forgetting to take out the trash.
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A Lesson in Love
Valentine's Day is this week! Which is why I'm taking this opportunity to advise you on what you're doing WRONG in your romantic relationships. Just think of me like Dr. Phil – except I'm not pear-shaped, I don't wear a pedophile mustache, I don't talk like Deputy Dawg, I don't offer people the absolute worst advice in the world, and, generally speaking, I'm not a despicable human being who deserves to be kicked in the junk, trampled by bulls, and shot out of a cannon into the feces-filled heinie-hole of Ann Coulter. [Insider tip: I DON'T LIKE DR. PHIL VERY MUCH.]
Cheesy Gore: Splatterhouse misses the horror game mark
Videogames have done well with the Orpheus myth. Mario descended into the fiery underworld of Bowser’s castle to rescue his beloved princess. I fondly recall exploring lava-laced caverns in pursuit of my pet frog in Master Blaster. A few years ago, I chased my girlfriend into Viewtiful Joe and more recently I pursued her through Dante’s Inferno. This time I’ve followed her into a bloody underworld known as Splatterhouse.
Splatterhouse shares its name and inspiration with an old arcade game that was famous for offending parents with its gory imagery. Rick, the game’s hero, put on an evil mask that transformed him into an avenging monster – sort of a sinister version of that old Jim Carrey movie The Mask – and set him loose in Splatterhouse’s haunted house.
Science in the Pub: OSU-Cascades makes learning fun by adding beer to the equation
A pub might be thought of as a place where you're supposed to drink, but not talk about matters like science, literature and politics. And a classroom is a place where you're expected to talk only about things like science, literature and politic, but not drink. The two places seem mutually exclusive.
But according to OSU-Cascades, that's not exactly true, as evidenced by the university's wildly popular Science Pub events, which have been packing a room at McMenamins Old St. Francis School once a month for more than a year now. This week, a professor from the Corvallis campus will be on hand and he'll be talking about the phenomenon of 20-somethings taking a slower path to adulthood. It won't be a stuffy academic lecture, mostly because the majority of those listening intently will have a beer in hand. The professor might have one, too; who knows.
Winter Theater Season in Full Swing
The winter theater season has proven to be vibrant and jam-packed full of variety, just the way we like it. Whether you're looking for a one-man show with a historical twist, or a warm romantic comedy, Bend's local theater scene looks like it should be able to please you in the coming months.
Our Picks for 2/9 – 2/17: Spoken Word Poet Buddy Wakefield, Conspirator, Break Science, Trivia Bee, Oliver! and more
Ignite Bend 6
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Believe it or not, this is the sixth installment of Bend's take on the world-popular Ignite events, which place a presenter on the stage for five minutes, armed only with a microphone and a Power Point presentation of their choosing. Bend is just one of 50-plus Ignite events taking place across the world this week – so we're not the only ones who like this sort of thing. 7pm. Tower Theatre, 835 NW Wall St.
Cut Off Your Arm, Win an Oscar: The case for James Franco as Best Actor in 127 Hours
For the past few days, I've been wondering if I could, under any circumstance, cut off my own arm. I mean, maybe if I had a light saber and I was super-duper drunk and a group of doctors was standing by my side and someone was going to pay me an offensively large sum of money as part of a demented bet… then I might be able to do it. But, given that light sabers don't exist (yet) and I have awful heath insurance, it's quite unlikely that such a scenario would present itself. So, no – I would not be able to cut off my own arm and I doubt you would either.
But you know who did cut off his own arm? This guy named Aron Ralston, who fell into a canyon in 2003 and had his arm trapped beneath a boulder and then wrote a hilariously titled (but not hilarious) book about it called Between a Rock and a Hard Place. That book has now been adapted for the screen in Danny Boyle's Best Picture-nominated film, 127 Hours, starring actor/author/filmmaker/student/genius James Franco in what might be his best non-soap-opera role to date.
The Devil Made Him Do It: Anthony Hopkins hams it up amid looming dormancy in The Rite
It's not a good sign when an exorcism movie pulls down a PG-13 rating. This means the amount of blood and/or cursing is probably insufficient, especially for this overworked subgenre. Such is the case with The Rite, a vehicle for a demonic Anthony Hopkins who once again glints his eyes, rattles off cantankerous innuendoes and sinister wisecracks in heavy makeup as CGI-enhanced veins pop out of his skin. Think Hannibal Lecter, but even more possessed.
Billed as “based on true events,” this flick treads on thin demonic ice. Tired conventions abound, such as with the father-son (Rutger Hauer/Colin O'Donoghue) funeral home scene. Here, an attempt at creepiness is merely dull – peppered with generic horror movie lines like, “We live with dead people in our house, how much worse can it get?”
Super Bowl: A Decade of Hate
Ummm… WELL? Are you just going to sit there ogling my structurally perfect ass or are you going to wish me a happy anniversary? THAT'S CORRECT! This week, I celebrate ten glorious years of disparaging the idiot sport of football, and in particular the SUPER BOWL (which will attempt to bore the shit out of me once again on Fox, Sun Feb 6, 3:30 pm).
Yes, it seems like only yesterday when I started writing repetitive fanatical columns about this utterly useless national event, ranting on and on like a mouth-foaming, meth-addicted Andy Rooney trying to fathom the difference between e-mail and Twitter. For example, this is what I said in 2005:
The Further Adventures of Sackboy: LittleBigPlanet gets a little larger with second edition
The original LittleBigPlanet wasn’t supposed to have a sequel. A sequel, the game’s designers said, would defeat the entire purpose of LittleBigPlanet. Players were supposed to create their own games. LittleBigPlanet was intended to be designed by players for players. It would grow endlessly online, changing and expanding until it reflected the limits of human ingenuity.
But if the last decade has taught us anything, it’s that human ingenuity doesn’t necessarily make a profit online. Games that sell for $60 in Wal-Mart make a profit. And so LittleBigPlanet became LittleBigPlanet 2 – an upgraded, extended edition of the first game. It is currently available in stores for $60. (I paid $54 at Amazon.)

