As rattlesnakes and scorpions slumbered, Greg Willitts and his Honda CRF-450X motorcycle hauled ass beneath the pale moonlight, racing across remote miles of Mexican desert during the brutal Baja 1000 off-road event.
“It’s a trip. I saw distant taillights winking red in the fog and dust. You worry about breaking down and letting your teammates down,” Willitts recalled, relaxing beside a roaring fire at FivePine Lodge, the rustic inn in Sisters owned by his family.
Culture
Our Picks for 01/19-01/27: Fine Line Comedy Showcase, Cicada Omega, 2nd Annual Chili Cook-Off and Rail Jam, and more!
Mickey Avalon
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This glam rapper is super, super raunchy – and is actually quite hilarious, whether intentionally or unintentionally – and you can learn about the man behind the potty jokes in this week's Sound section. $20/adv at Bendticket.com, $25/door. All ages. 9pm. Domino Room, 51 NW Greenwood Ave.
More Than a Stretch: The Archer, a homegrown exercise revolution
It was necessity, the mother of all inventions, that led Londi Palmisano to come up with a better way to stretch. A former massage therapist for 10 years, Palmisano was working in Austin in the 1990s when she started noticing how many of her clients were complaining of back pain and tightness. Palmisano knew the answer was better stretching, primarily in a backward direction. Even bending down to touch your toes requires a certain degree of flexibility, and certainly bending in a backward direction with ease was nearly impossible.
So Palmisano began to imagine a simple device that would put her clients in the right position and allow them to stretch in a backward direction comfortably and effectively. After talking to a builder, friend Palmisano sketched the outline of her idea.
The Longest Silence: Celilo Falls exhibit comes to Bend's Arts Central
Cate O'Hagan has a personal connection to the long ago silenced Celilo Falls, the once-roaring river passage on the Columbia river that sustained countless generations of Native Americans who plucked migrating salmon by the dozens from its churning waters.
The Italian Way: Love, Laughter and Lucci
It must have been a strange year for Italian-Americans. First, a show called Jersey Shore transformed a bundle of self-proclaimed guidos and guidettes from a punch line into a serious pop culture phenomenon, all the while managing to offend people around the world. Then a string of other shows (Jerseylicious, Jersey Couture, Cake Boss) arrived hoping to capitalize on the distinct mannerisms of this same geographic subset by riding in their leopard-print wake.
Not Quite Addicting: Melodramatic clichés and lack of back-story hinder Country Strong
Several months ago when I first saw the trailer for Country Strong, I could take it or leave it. I don't like country music and haven't been impressed with Gwyneth Paltrow since The Royal Tenenbaums. My interest piqued, however, when I saw Paltrow perform on an episode of Glee this fall. Her voice was surprisingly good, and her performance on the show was refreshing. After a newly sparked interest in Country Strong, I knew Paltrow had the vocal chops, but how would she do playing an addict?
Catch and Release: I Love You Phillip Morris' zany escapades go in and out of prison and gay lifestyles
It’s taken almost two years for I Love You Phillip Morris to finally reach mainstream theaters. Premiering at Sundance in January 2009, the movie was a near casualty for nervous American distributors, but had a showing here at last year's BendFilm festival to glowing audience reviews. After lying dormant in cinematic limbo, you can rest assured that this flick is now out in all its screwed up glory, with Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor doing gay-for-pay in a crazy twist on romantic comedies.
Gold Fever: Jimmy Dorsey on his wild ride with the unlikely reality hit Gold Rush: Alaska
He was supposed to be mining for gold, but by the end of the summer, Jimmy Dorsey wasn't up to his knees in riches, but rather sleeping in his truck and listening to the new Arcade Fire record. He was spending his days working for a commercial fishing outfit while also reflecting on the odd series of events that took him from a career as a prominent realtor outside of Portland to an Alaskan gold mine, where he'd somewhat reluctantly become a star of one of cable television's most popular reality programs.
Not My Idol
Let me begin this column with a little-bitty reminder: American Idol DID NOT discover Justin Bieber. However, it did discover Lee DeWyze. “Who's Lee DeWyze?” you ask. EXACTLY. (For those playing at home, Lee DeWyze was the season nine winner of American Idol. If you're also asking “Who's Justin Bieber?” then you need to go back to digging the Werther's out of your dentures, grampy, because Justin Bieber is only the TRUE idol of America, the world, and the GODDAMN UNIVERSE! And anyone who says differently is gonna be digging my size 10 Fluevog out of their testicles!)
Our Picks for 01/12-01/20: Anthony B, MLK Open Mic, and more!
The Beat Generation
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Do you want to learn more about Ginsberg, Kerouac and all the other prominent figures of the artistic movement known as the “Beat Generation?” Well, if you don't, you should check out this presentation by COCC Professor Steven Bidlake. Black turtlenecks not provided. 6:30pm Wednesday, Jan 12. Bend Public Library, 601 NW Wall St.

