American Nobody w/Anastacia
thursday 19
This guy, whose real
name is Brian Granse, turned some ears when he breezed through town in
February. Now, he's back again and kicking off another Central Oregon
jaunt with this show in Sisters with Anastacia. Hey, did you hear she
won the Source/Far From Earth Films Music Video contest? 7pm. $4. Three
Creeks Brewing Co., 721 Desperado Ct, Sisters.
Crystal Dragons
friday 20
This
will be the third installment of this insanely innovative artistic
presentation that features music, visual and performing arts and spoken
word. The show, which has a whimsical space man theme, is produced by
local artistic wizard Joe Kimmel and features the narration of Jonathan
Ludwig. Chalk this up as one of the coolest things you'll ever see
around here…even if you do have to head up to Redmond to see it this
time around. Doors at 7pm. 7:30pm-9:30pm Friday, Mar 20. Evergreen
Studios, 435 SW Evergreen Ave. $5.
Culture
A Guinness Alternative: Local brews to celebrate the Irish Holiday
We all know St. Patrick's Day is marked with pints of Guinness, Irish Car Bombs and lots of Irish whiskey.
Our Picks for the Week of 3/11-3/18
Empty Space Orchestra, Monk
friday 13
Haven't heard much from
Empty Space lately? Well, that's probably because the instrumental
wizards have been locked in some sort of subterranean recording
facility working diligently on their new disc, Big Bang. This is one of
the band's only shows before their CD release party on May 6 and is
also their first show with their new lineup which sends Shane Thomas to
guitar and brings in Patrick Pearsall on bass. Also check out Monk, a
solid reggae-meets-hip-hop act out of Ashland. 8pm. $5. Silver Moon
Brewing Co., 24 NW Greenwood Ave.
Brazilian Carnival Party
friday 13
Get
a slice of culture in the Old Mill as you shake your round thing to
some Brazilian music. This fundraiser for the Latino Community
Association also includes dance, caipirinhas (the national cocktail of
Brazil) and more spicy fun. 9pm. $3. Old Mill Martini Bar, 360 SW
Powerhouse Dr.
A Video Collector’s Nightmare: I’m moving and it sucks
Moving… it's a video collector's nightmare. I am now in the process of
moving across town and in my day I bought out five, maybe six video
stores. That may sound outrageous, but I needed those movies to produce
Onslaughts.
What's an Onslaught, you ask? Well, I take lesser-known
movies and combine clips of action, gore, sex, bad dialogue, insane
rock music and schmaltzy TV themes to mind-numbingly fast edits that
blaze directly into your retinas. People have told me that it's like I
invented a new drug-after one Onslaught they have to have another. I
use my videos as an art form, so much so that at one point an art
gallery in San Francisco even had an Onslaught showing. Onslaughts
simultaneously. A cable TV station in Manhattan (MNN) showcased
27-minute Onslaughts for three years. I've made 26 two-hour Onslaughts
so far, each of which took 350 or more movies to make. You do the math.
Keeping a Watchful Eye: Watchmen scores and falls flat on a grand scale
Go ahead…The making of Watchmen was besieged with controversy and problems from
the get-go. Producers fought over rights, writer Alan Moore took his
name off the project, lawsuits flew-it was a messy Hollywood legal
battle on a grand scale begging the question: would it ever be
released?
With Zack Snyder (Dawn Of the Dead redux and 300) at the
helm, Watchmen is good for about two hours. There are amazing special
effects, exceptional acting and some of the best dialogue I have ever
heard, but then just when I told myself I could watch this all day,
Watchmen took a turn for the worse and never wholly recovered.
Still Kickin’: Street Fighter gets it done after two decades
Blanka would kick both of these guys' asses.The drive-in is jumping tonight. A low-rider with purple flames bounces
next to a Hummer topped with a row of girls. In the shadows, hip-hop
boys pump their arms, and Vegas-scale neon signs emblazon "DINER" and
"BURGER" across the sky.
I enter the ring of headlights with the
authentic swagger of a worldwide legend. As Ryu, I've been starring in
the Street Fighter franchise for twenty years now. My arms, as massive
as gnarled tree trunks, burst out of the ripped shoulders of my
karategi. My feet are bare and bigger than my head.
My opponent,
however, is new to the game. Named Rufus, he is an obscenely fat
American topped with a bright yellow braid of hair. His belly roils
like water in a bag, and his breasts wiggle violently as he kung-fus
himself across the arena.
Don’t Flush This: The Pope’s Toilet headlines the Latino Film Fiesta
Look God, no hands. Without reading anything about a film called The Pope's Toilet before
taking a look at it, I figured the title would be a metaphor, for what
I don't know. I had no idea what to expect. Of course, the title
conjures many ideas as to what it could be about. The title is not
metaphorical; the toilet is actually a toilet, it's literal.
The
Pope's Toilet takes place in Uruguay and leads up to Pope John Paul
II's May 8, 1988 visit to the country. This is just one of four films
being screened this weekend as part of the Latino Film Fiesta presented
by the Latino Community Association. The fiesta celebrates Latin
American culture and recognizes the artistic contributions of Latinos
in the form of narrative cinema.
Other films screening during
the festival include: Viva Cuba, a story in the vein of Romeo and
Juliet, Forbidden to Forbid, about an architecture student and a med
student and Madeinusa, a film focusing on a town that doesn't believe
in sin from Good Friday until Easter Sunday. The films span Latin
America, from Cuba to Uruguay to Peru, giving viewers various tastes of
Latin American culture.
No Fairy Tale: Bashir shows us what nightmares are made of
The things they carried. An animated documentary with real life interviews in cartoon form,
Bashir dissects the Lebanese civil war that followed the assassination
of Lebanese President Bashir Gemayel. One might assume that taking an
animated approach to atrocities of war would risk trivializing the
tragedies, but for the most part Israeli writer/director Ari Folman
pulls it off.
The opening scene with wild dogs all fire-eyed
and snarling running through the streets in a dream sequence recounted
by Folman's pal is an effective set up. The dream jars the director's
vague recollection about his possible involvement in a
massacre/slaughter/battle/conflict, prompting him to regain his
repressed memory.
Our Picks for the Week of 3/4-3/12
Tuck and Roll, Pistol Whipped Prophets, !Danger Death Ray!
thursday 6
Tuck
and Roll is one of the newest members of the Bend punk scene, offering
up a hard-driving and tiger-tight pop-laced punk rock with plenty of
panache that can't help but create a likeness to NOFX. The trio is
playing this free show before a quick Oregon tour that takes them to
Eugene and Portland. You should also check out the two other punk acts
on the bill: Pistol Whipped Prophets and !Danger Death Ray! Players Bar
& Grill, 25 SW Century Dr.
Too Fine to be Unsigned Tour
friday 6
Goodnight
Sunrise, a super young pop punk outfit from Helena, Montana, headlines
this all ages show that also includes other killer unsigned acts like
Call The Cops, Bidwell, Love You Long Time and Redmond's own The Roe.
7pm. $10. Domino Room, 51 NW Greenwood Ave.
We’re Not That Smart: Our one-round appearance at the Trivia Bee
We totally would have got that one right.Did you know that Oregon's state slogan was: "Oregon. We love
dreamers?" No, you probably didn't, and neither did the Source's
three-member team at the 2009 Trivia benefiting the Education
Foundation for the Bend-La Pine Schools on Saturday night.
And
did you know the name of the dude that Michael Phelps beat out by the
length of a fingernail to win one of his eight gold medals? Yeah, we
didn't get that one either. The correct answer was Milorad Cavic of
Serbia, which you probably didn't know. Or maybe you did, because
unlike our team, you actually remember Olympic swimmers not named
Michael Phelps. Maybe if Cavic had been recently photographed holding a
bong we would have got it. Who knows?

