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Slideshows on Fire: Ignite Bend displays the power of Power Point

Next slide, please.It's tough to get excited about Power Point presentations. Who would
believe the software that your company's HR departments uses to outline
the new personal day policy and your professor employs to bullet point
the notable events of the Crimean War could possibly lend itself to
anything even mildly entertaining?

Yet this conference room slideshow
software is perhaps the key ingredient for the June 4th Ignite Bend
event at the Tower Theatre. And unlike those HR presentations, the
event should prove to be a big draw. Ignite events have been
flourishing across the country for three years now and the concept
landed in Bend in February when the first-ever Ignite Bend took place.
The
concept is pretty simple: Each presenter has five minutes of stage time
in which they present 20 different automatically rotating 15-second
slides. Once the slideshow starts, it doesn't stop, regardless of the
performance - which range from informative lectures to musical comedy
routines to performance art. At the first Ignite Bend, there was a
presentation on the correlations between poker and life, a defense of
local Christians, a talk on the history of Legos and a song about
getting laid off.

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Honor The Code: Avalon Code puts players in charge

Calling all introverts.Streaming video. Digital pictures. Audio files. Like the most active
types of media at the beginning of the 21st Century, videogames are
composed of electronic impulses. Any digital work of art is encoded in
countless electrical on/off signals the same way that a symphony is
encoded in sounds and silences. The electronic codes are the binary
beats of the digital age.

But videogames blur the line between
viewer/listener/creator/audience. They make us all players of the work
of art. Some part of every game's design is unbalanced unless a player
makes a decision-Up or down? Yes or no? Blue pill or red pill?-and
shifts the play in that direction. There is always a choice for the
gamer.
But since everything in a videogame is part of a code,
anything can ultimately be manipulated by the person who has access to
it. Normally it's only the creator of a videogame who gets to decide
how strong the monsters are, or what kind of weapons they'll have when
they appear. But Avalon Code is a role-playing game that lets players
determine-using a magical book called the Book of Prophecy-the
qualities of almost anything in the game.

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They’ll Be Back: Action is Terminator’s salvation

You’re lucky you’re not a stage hand, my friend…Terminator Salvation could very well be the best action blockbuster of
the summer and by far the best of 2009. This flick excels in delivering
non-stop and well-timed action scenes without skimping on plot. As a
great, high energy battle-for-survival adventure, Terminator
Salvation's level of intensity never stops.

The prequel to the first
Terminator takes place in 2018 wherein John Connor (Christian Bale) has
to find and save young Kyle Reese (Anton Yelchin of Charlie Bartlett
fame) from the artificial intelligence military organization Skynet
(based in a dilapidated San Francisco) and their robot machines. Connor
has to make sure Reese stays alive so he can eventually be sent to the
past to have sex with his mother so he (Connor) can be born. Got it?
Connor must then battle the terminator army and move mountains
(sometimes literally) to convince the underground resistance to help
save mankind from an evil transport machine while they attempt to
overthrow the machine-protected government. Introduced to move the plot
along, a new character, Marcus (Sam Worthington) helps to reveal the
underlying motives and prejudices of both sides. To the plot's credit,
it stands alone as an action flick, but also works well as the
beginning to the Terminator series, incorporating all the things any
loyal fan would pick up on (the photo of Sarah Connor from the
original, her recorded instructions to Connor). What works so well with
this flick is that it follows a bunch of distinct sub plots, from
Marcus' origin to Reese's underground resistance and capture to
Connor's quest and blatant disregard for authority against all odds.
Connor's motivational radio messages come across like a good version of
Mata Hari.

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Two Wheels on Screen: Introducing the Bend Bicycle Film Festival

The Banana and the Monkey Man – seen around town.Solidifying our place as Bicycle Town U.S.A. has taken some work. We
have miles and miles of trails, locally grown road-riding talent of the
highest order as well as a massive number of bike commuters and cycling
shops. But now we can add another notch in our bicycling belt in the
birth of the Bend Bicycle Film Festival.

Similar in format to the
always popular Powderhound Review, the event is a catch all of sorts
for all films relating to bicycling. Given our community's penchant for
two wheelers, there was hardly a shortage of submissions. One of the
festival's organizers, Bill Warburton, says that they received 24
submissions and hope to get somewhere between 15 and 20 of those films
into the hour and a half slated for local programming.
A
fundraiser for the Central Oregon Trail Alliance and the Bend Cycling
Club, the Bend Bicycle Film Festival covers the wide variety of cycling
mediums, including a piece on unicycling as well as footage from last
year's Cyclocross championships.

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Our Picks for the Week of 5/27 – 6/4

David Jacobs-Strain

thursday 28
We'll tell you one more time to
see one of the blues world's brightest young stars while you have the
chance. Sure, he comes around a couple times a year, but that's not an
excuse to miss him, ever. 8pm. $7. Silver Moon Brewing Co. 24 NW
Greenwood Ave.
Ian Tyson and Corb Lund
thursday 28
You'd
probably know a lot more about Ian Tyson than you currently do if you
were Canadian. This rodeo rider turned songwriter is the author of the
hit song "Four Strong Winds" which was later recorded by both Neil
Young and Johnny Cash. Now 75 years old, Tyson is still busy touring
and laying down records. This time around he's on the road with fellow
Canadian country star Corb Lund. 7pm. $45 or $40. Tower Theatre, 835 NW
Wall St.

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Book Review: Thanks for the Memories, George

Thanks For the Memories, George
By Mike Loew
Three Rivers Press
Reading
through to the end of Thanks For the Memories, George is not unlike
sitting down with friends for breakfast in a seedy diner the morning
after a brutal all-night bender on the town. Somewhere deep down, you
know exactly what happened, but you need to have it all recounted to
you - even the embarrassingly awful parts - just to make sure that it
really happened.
Mike Loew, a contributor to the hilariously
satirical Onion, uses this look back at the Bush presidency to remind
us that the last eight years were really not too far off from a long
and especially brutal bender. And now Loew is here to sit us down in
that diner and tell us what the hell just happened.

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Bikini Kill: The first deliberate attempt to lower the bar

MEETING TRANSCRIPT:
Head Corporate Communications D3Publisher of America Inc.; Head Tamsoft Marketing
Translate from Japanese original by global corporate communications (Intern G. Haku)
"See. Kind of skimpy cowboy showgirl Amazon outfit."

"In heels."
"Yes,
in heels. And in 3D! But options. See… silvery single-thread thong.
Also schoolgirl outfit. All options. And then the zombies arrive and
then 'Point Get'!"
"She's a panting schoolgirl getting chased by zombies?"
"But
she has the sword of blood for killing the zombies. See the zombie legs
totter towards her! And yet she will slay them mercilessly!"
"So sort of a Castlevania meets, I don't know, Showgirls?"
"Yes,
showgirls! And show girls taking the strong and interesting route to
power. Young girl power. They demonstrate joyous power."
"She's pretty joyous. She's jiggling a lot."
"She fights the hulk of quivering blood."

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Lofty Expectations: Pixar’s Up plays its best card early, leaving simple summer adventure

I told you pesky kids to stay off my porch.Early in Up-the tenth feature from the cinematic quality machine called
Pixar-there's a sequence that distills all of the best that the
animation powerhouse brings to filmmaking. After a brief prologue
introducing us to a pair of simpatico kids named Carl and Ellie in the
1930s, we watch without a word of dialogue as the childhood friends
become sweethearts, then follow them through 50 years of married life.

As
Up moves into its primary storyline, that's the challenge
co-writer/director Pete Docter (Monsters, Inc.) faces. In the present
day, Carl (Edward Asner) is now a curmudgeonly septuagenarian, living
alone in his house while high-rise development goes on around him.
Facing the prospect of life in a retirement home, Carl instead sends a
massive cascade of balloons through his chimney, launching the house
into the air with a plan to head to a remote South American jungle
There's also an unexpected hitchhiker: Russell (Jordan Nagai), a young
Wilderness Explorer who didn't take the hint that Carl didn't want to
be helped across the street.

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Enliven Up!: Twisting pretzel regime needs a boost

Filmmaker and yoga enthusiast Kate Churchill had a goal for her
documentary: find a novice yoga student and give him six months to
transform physically and spiritually through yoga. She picks Nick
Rosen, a rock climber/journalist whose father is a corporate lawyer and
mother is a shaman healer. She introduces Nick to many of the American
"Baskin Robbins choices" of yoga, and then takes him to India to learn
directly from the great masters.

Enlighten Up! skims the surface of
every encounter, not to mention yoga in general. And the by-the-numbers
documentary has its moments, but not enough of them. Beginning with
talking head testimonials from internationally known yoga instructors
who explain that there are exceptions and contradictions to all rules,
it briefly cuts back and forth with mixed messages and innuendoes
instead of information. It's easy to tell from the first five minutes
that Nick isn't going to get it. Even as every single spiritual guru
tells him that "the brain is not the boss," "don't dwell on thoughts,"
"keep practicing yoga and let it happen," Nick constantly resists and
stonewalls.
While the focus is on Nick the skeptic, the
narration amateurishly switches between Nick and Kate, with both
figures having dramatic moments. Thanks to Kate's off-camera remarks
and input, it's obvious she is being affected by the events in the
film. But behind the scenes, she proves to be more distracting than
beneficial.

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The Society of Secret Handshakes: Celebrating 100 years in Bend with the local Masons

It's not everyday that you get an invitation into the inner sanctum of
a bona fide secret society that's been linked to countless
conspiracies, but then again, calling the Freemasons a "secret" society
is a little misleading.

As several of the Masons, who were happy to share their identities with
me as well as a baked lasagna (with vegetarian option) dinner, told me,
it's more of an organization with secrets than it is a "secret
society." Still, there's something intimidating about walking into a
largely windowless granite building with an upper-level sanctuary for
rites and rituals, wherein all of the members have titles like Master
Mason, Grand Tiler and Grand Sword Bearer, and all of the proceedings
are as regimented as an all-boys' reformatory school.

In other words, it's not for everyone - including women, who are barred
from the society but have their own auxiliary clubs, not unlike the
VFW. It's a place where men can be men, but not in the college
dormitory sort of way. Members take the rituals and the ceremony of the
"Lodge" as serious as a Gulf hurricane.

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