As we get closer to the new year, I thought I would share a few words of wisdom to guide you into 2013 with a laugh.

Top 10 Things You Shouldn’t Say During This Year’s New Year’s Eve countdown

10. 2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate…

9. Bazinga!

8. Freeeeeedom!!!! (Braveheart-style)

7. One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do, two can be as bad as one, it’s the loneliest number since the number one…

6. Who farted?

5. Somebody kiss me, dammit!

4. wa’maH, Hut, chorgh, Soch, jav… (That would be Klingon)

3. Wait, what year is it?

2. This isn’t Dom Pérignon!? This stuff tastes like crap.

1. Man, Dick Clark is awesome this year, he keeps looking younger and younger.

This article appears in Dec 27, 2012 – Jan 2, 2013.

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NEW YEAR’S EVE TOP 10 LIST

by Jake Williky, The Source - Bend, Oregon
December 31, 2012

<h1>NEW YEAR’S EVE TOP 10 LIST</h1> <p class="byline">by Jake Williky, The Source - Bend, Oregon <br />December 31, 2012</p> <p>As we get closer to the new year, I thought I would share a few words of wisdom to guide you into 2013 with a laugh.</p> <p>Top 10 Things You Shouldn't Say During This Year's New Year's Eve countdown</p> <p>10. 2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate…</p> <p>9. Bazinga!</p> <p>8. Freeeeeedom!!!! (Braveheart-style)</p> <p>7. One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do, two can be as bad as one, it’s the loneliest number since the number one…</p> <p>6. Who farted?</p> <p>5. Somebody kiss me, dammit!</p> <p>4. wa’maH, Hut, chorgh, Soch, jav… (That would be Klingon)</p> <p>3. Wait, what year is it?</p> <p>2. This isn’t Dom Pérignon!? This stuff tastes like crap.</p> <p>1. Man, Dick Clark is awesome this year, he keeps looking younger and younger.</p> <p>This &lt;a target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;https://www.bendsource.com/news/new-years-eve-top-10-list-2205463/&quot;&gt;article&lt;/a&gt; first appeared on &lt;a target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;https://www.bendsource.com&quot;&gt;The Source - Bend, Oregon&lt;/a&gt; and is republished here under a &lt;a target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/4.0/&quot;&gt;Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;img src=&quot;https://i0.wp.com/www.bendsource.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/cropped-Untitled-design-4.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;amp;ssl=1&quot; style=&quot;width:1em;height:1em;margin-left:10px;&quot;&gt;</p> &lt;img id=&quot;republication-tracker-tool-source&quot; src=&quot;https://www.bendsource.com/?republication-pixel=true&amp;post=14621&quot; style=&quot;width:1px;height:1px;&quot;&gt;&lt;script&gt; PARSELY = { autotrack: false, onload: function() { PARSELY.beacon.trackPageView({ url: &quot;https://www.bendsource.com/news/new-years-eve-top-10-list-2205463/&quot;, urlref: window.location.href }); } } &lt;/script&gt; &lt;script id=&quot;parsely-cfg&quot; src=&quot;//cdn.parsely.com/keys/bendsource.com/p.js&quot;&gt;&lt;/script&gt;

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