Yesterday I walked into the office, for some unknown reason I declared it “watermelon day.” Earlier, I had purchased a watermelon and when you are the editor for a newspaper sometimes you feel like you have the power to declare things – like “this is the best movie of the year,” or “you should vote for this person,” or, on Tuesday, “this is watermelon day.”
Imagine my surprise when I was informed that on my declared watermelon day, <a href=”http://www.oregonlive.com/clackamascounty/index.ssf/2013/06/former_steroid_supplier_now_ac.html
” target=”_blank”>$7000 of stolen watermelons had been retrieved.

Yes, a happy ending to watermelon day for all.
This article appears in Jun 20-26, 2013.







