When a new sheriff rides into town the locals sometimes can get riled up, especially if the old sheriff's been there a long time and the new sheriff has a different way of doing things.
That's the situation John Kroger finds himself in. Kroger was elected in 2008 to succeed Hardy Myers as Oregon's attorney general, after Myers had been in the job for 12 years.
Kroger is an ex-Marine with an undergrad degree from Yale, a law degree from Harvard and a resumé that includes prosecuting Mafia thugs and Enron crooks. As attorney general he's aggressively gone after bad guys ranging from pharmaceutical companies to child pornographers to giant Wall Street banks.
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Monday,
May 2
Osama, The Aftermath: US officials say “mother lode” of intelligence seized from compound where Navy SEALS killed Osama bin Laden last week; “hundreds of people” examining contents of computers, thumb drives, etc. … Meanwhile Rush Limbaugh belittles the exploit, says President Obama almost botched it and staged it as re-election ploy. Way to keep it classy there, Rush … Elsewhere in the Middle East: More than 2,000 reportedly arrested in latest crackdown against Syrian protesters, another 5,000 missing … Yes, that's a 1 plus 11 zeroes: Wall Street Journal estimates Facebook stock could be worth $100 billion in initial public offering, making it bigger than Amazon or Cisco.
Some Fishy Dealings in Salem
In the retail business they call it “bait and switch”: You offer your customers something that looks like a great deal to entice them into the store, then switch them to another item that isn't such a bargain. Although this tawdry practice is highly unethical and quite illegal, it's still pretty common.
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Monday, April 25
Can't keep a real dick-tator down: Muammar Qaddafi reported “in high spirits” despite NATO air strike that kills three people in his compound … Put on the pads: NFL fans breathe (temporary) sigh of relief as judge rules in favor of players, ends owners' lockout, but season remains in jeopardy … Big-game hunting: Levi Johnston, father of Bristol Palin's baby, plans tell-all book titled Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs … Don't squeeze those chickens: Oregonians for Humane Farms files to put measure guaranteeing more space for egg-laying hens on next fall's ballot … “Scandal” du jour: The indefatigable Donald Trump says he's now investigating how President Obama got into Columbia and Harvard despite being a “terrible student” … Excitement mounts! Millions of royalty-lovers gear up for Friday's wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
Shut Up and Drive, Oregonians
Once upon a time not all that long ago, in a kingdom not much different from Oregon, there were no cell phones. And life was hard. But somehow, because they were tough and resourceful, the people of the kingdom managed to get by.
And then the Good Fairies Motorola and Nokia appeared and bestowed the wondrous gift of the cell phone upon the people, and they rejoiced. For behold, now they could call up and order a pepperoni pizza or text their BFFs and ask them what they thought of Justin Bieber's new haircut anywhere and at any time, even while driving around in their cars.
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Monday, April 18
Need a bill-payer loan? Standard & Poors lowers long-term credit outlook for US from “stable” to “negative.” Republicans in Congress stick out their tongues and go “Nyaaah, nyaaah!” … Chew on this: Pentagon investigation of Rolling Stone article in which Gen. Stanley McChrystal said, among other things, that Vice President Joe Biden could “bite him” clears McChrystal. Rolling Stone stands by its story … Haven't we seen this movie before? European Union seeks approval from UN to move ground troops into Libya to “secure sea and land corridors inside the country” … Move along, nothing to see here: Scientists surveyed by AP say health of Gulf of Mexico is back to normal one year after BP oil spill disaster … More green shoots: Seasonally adjusted unemployment rates for three Central Oregon counties fall, though all are still in double digits and Crook County's remains highest in state at 15.4%.
Walden Shrugs
Last week saw the premiere of a movie based on Atlas Shrugged, the hernia-inducing monster of a novel by Ayn Rand. The unanimous consensus of critics was that it bombed.
Also last week, House Republicans – including the 2nd District's Greg Walden – premiered a turkey of their own: a plan aimed at trimming the federal deficit by $4.4 trillion over the next 10 years. Its twin pillars are (a) if you're rich the government will make you richer, and (b) if you're not rich the government will throw you under the bus.
The plan is the handiwork of Rep. Paul Ryan of Wisconsin. Ryan is a self-professed avid admirer of Ayn Rand and her crackpot philosophy, and his plan shows it.
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Monday, April 11
Of love and war: In an interview with The Daily Beast, Oksana Balinskaya, described as Muammar Qaddafi's former “buxom Ukrainian nurse,” says there was no sex involved in her job: “None of us nurses was ever his lover; the only time we ever touched him was to take his blood pressure.” Uh, okay … Meanwhile, Libyan rebels reject peace plan proposed by the African Union because it wouldn't remove Qaddafi … Of war, war and more war: Swedish think tank reports U.S. military spending is up 81 percent since 2001, to eye-popping total of $698 billion last year. The U.S. accounts forralmost 43 percent of world's military spending … Meanwhile, in a completely unrelated development, Bend-LaPine Schools Superintendent Ron Wilkinson says district must lay off 20 to 22 high school teachers and increase class sizes due to $16 million budget deficit.
Trying to Re-Inflate the Bubble in Redmond
Trying to inflate a balloon with a gaping hole in it would seem like the height of stupidity. The balloon that was the Central Oregon real estate market went ka-pow almost five years ago. But some folks in Redmond think that if they can just hook it up to an air hose, the good times will roll again.
The Redmond City Council is contemplating a proposal by John Start, manager of Redmond Economic Development, to reduce Systems Development Charges by half. SDCs are fees paid by builders and developers to help defray the costs of new roads, sewer and water mains and other public works that are made necessary by growth. SDCs in Redmond currently are $12,320 for a single-family home and $86,500 for a 10,000-square-foot commercial building. The city expects to take in $500,000 in SDCs next year. Cutting rates by 50% would, of course, reduce that to $250,000.
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Monday, April 4Well, that's comforting: Workers dumping more than 11,000 tons of radioactive water into the ocean in Japan; authorities say it poses no danger … Thought they decided that already: Libyan government spokesman says Muammar Qaddafi is open to holding elections, but only the Libyan people can decide his future, not foreign powers … An offer he can't refuse? Somebody sends US Rep. Peter King (R-NY) a bloody severed pig's foot. King recently held hearings on “The Extent of Radicalization in the American Muslim Community” … What's that proverb about military “justice”? Reversing course, White House says Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, one of alleged masterminds of 9/11, will be tried by military tribunal instead of civilian court … How sweet it is: Former carnival singer Michel “Sweet Mickey” Martelly elected president of Haiti. And how cool is it to have a president named Sweet Mickey?

