No! No! No! ย You don’t tell people they can take their stand-up paddle boards to the upper McKenzie “Going With The Flow” (Outdoors 6/25/09). ย First, this section of river flows at 40 feet per mile or greater-the Deschutes in Bend is more like 10 fpm. Too fast for most not in a real boat! ย Second, these people are usually barefoot, and that river has many sharp rocks! ย Third, they almost never wear life jackets, and dozens of people have died on the McKenzie since I ran it as a pro guide. They even loan out free life jackets because of this! ย Lastly, the water is COLD, far colder than the Deschutes, so anyone who falls in will promptly become severely hypothermic.
What I do appreciate is some mention of boating whitewater, which the Bend Bully-ton ignores, except for the occasional “extreme kayaker in Class V” story. ย I am the world’s worst klutz, yet I learned to row and paddle rafts, read the river and scout rapids fairly easily. ย
Shameless plug: check out my wonderful book, “Floating & Fishing Oregon’s Wilderness River Canyons” at Paulina Books. ย If you wear your PFD (personal flotation device) at all times, you will be safer on whitewater than on Highway 97!
This article appears in Jul 2-8, 2009.







